“Mammy’s power forward
loves short’nin’ bread…”
By David Benjamin
“Harry, that son of a bitch is ordering me to get some niggers in here. What am I going to do?” — Adolph Rupp
MADISON,
Wis. — The Badgers of the University of Wisconsin have the whitest team
left in the NCAA basketball tournament. I wasn’t aware of this until it
was pointed out by Oregonian sportswriter John Canzano. Of
course, while lamenting UW’s defeat of his hometown Oregon Ducks,
Canzano didn’t explicitly use the word “white.”
He said that the
Ducks are “the more gifted, more athletic group of players,” but what he
meant was “blacker.” Wisconsin starts four white guys and Traevon
Jackson. Oregon, like most leading NCAA basketball programs today, has a
majority-black starting five.
This wasn’t always so. I recently re-watched Glory Road,
the movie that chronicles Texas Western’s unlikely march to the 1966
NCAA title under coach Don Haskins. I remembered the triumph I felt when
Haskins — the first major-college coach who dared to put five
African-American players on the court at the same time — beat the
lily-white Wildcats of the University of Kentucky.
In the mid-1960’s, even after passage of the Civil Rights Act, apartheid clung
to college sports. A jowly racist from Kentucky, Adolph Rupp, towered
over NCAA hoops like the Old Testament God. He disdained to play teams
with black players. He singlehandedly enforced the color line in the
mighty Southeastern Conference and he preached the dogma that blacks
were flashy but dumb, lazy on defense, selfish, undisciplined and
congenitally unfit for organized sports.
Since that night in ’66
when Bobby Joe Hill and David Lattin deliciously rubbed Rupp’s bigotry
in his face, America has progressed so far that basketball racialism —
take Canzano, for instance — has taken a sort of weird U-turn. Now,
without exactly saying so, hoop fans assume that a white star on a
big-time college or NBA team earned his distinction not because of
talent or physical gifts, but only after beating the racial odds through
thousands of grueling hours of extra practice. The term “gym rat”
always applies to white kids.
Among the lexicon of basketball
synonyms for “white” are also “gritty,” “blue-collar,” “hard-nosed,”
“lunchpail,” “scrappy” and “grinder,” along with “stiff,” “awkward,” “a
step slow,” “good without the ball” and “team-oriented.”
When a
sportscaster invokes the word “athletic,” he means “black.” Other terms
apply, too, like “quick,” “lightning-fast,” “above the rim.” The
consensus prevails that black players were born with some sort of innate
hoops mojo. Their Caucasian teammates just don’t have it. (White) film
director Ron Shelton said it best for all time: “White men can’t jump.”
Canzano’s
unsubtle dissing of the Badgers, “a less talented… outfit that Oregon
could have dribbled circles around in a skills competition,” hints that
there’s something illegitimate — perhaps even conspiratorial — about all
those honkies playing for Wisconsin. Indeed, why are the Badgers so
white? Is coach Bo Ryan secretly channeling Adolph Rupp? Or, is he just
recruiting the best players available in a heavily white state? Or,
perhaps he’s handicapped by the tendency of Wisconsin’s best black
players to prefer Marquette, the Catholic college in Milwaukee where Al
McGuire won it all in 1977 with four smart, disciplined out-of-state
black guys and Jimmy Boylan from New Jersey.
Really, this has
little to do with Bo Ryan or UW. Listen to Canzano, and you hear Adolph
Rupp’s ghost, talking from the opposite side of his mouth. Canzano seems
worried that if we let too many of the wrong sort of kids play, it’ll
ruin basketball. Unless we’re careful, America’s most high-flying,
fast-moving, spin-dribbling, slam-dunking, electrifying, mega-athletic,
chocolate-thunder sport will become the equivalent of an Arthur Murray
fox-trot class at the local YMCA.
Maybe I’m being unfair, but I
can’t help thinking that guys like Canzano would have loved an old-time
minstrel show, that defunct and degrading vaudeville spectacle in which
black men (or white men in blackface) shucked and jived, tapped and
pratfell, did the splits, lost their pants and carried on hilariously.
The laughs were slapstick and the banter was pure Amos ‘n’ Andy.
Minstrelsy was great fun, a (sometimes guilty) pleasure for both white
and black audiences. In its most positive aspect, it sank deep and
lasting roots in showbiz for African-Americans. On its dark side, it
reinforced stereotypes: black men as fools and jesters, black women as
vamps and Aunt Jemima.
In that era, it must have seemed to a
Negro that his best hope for a career was a steady gig in a traveling
show where he could dazzle the rubes nightly with his “athleticism,”
dancing the cakewalk while strumming his banjo, playing the mouth organ
and belting out “Short’nin Bread.” To suggest to a white man that this
sort of simple-minded but strenuous self-abasement was the most he could
do in life would be an insult. Indeed, an all-white minstrel show —
without blackface makeup and racial mockery — wouldn’t have made sense
or sold tickets.
So, fortunately, minstrelsy died when vaudeville died. Or… wait a minute.
Maybe
our sportscasters and sportswriters are hinting at something we’d
rather not admit. Maybe they’re whispering to us that watching the
darkies dance and prance is still more fun than Fred Astaire.
Perhaps
all we’ve really done is move the show, from Keith’s Palace to Madison
Square Garden. And there — tonight! — LeBron is Mister Bones, Kevin
Durant is Mister Tambo, and Dirk Nowitzki’s down on one knee in
blackface with those big red painted-on lips, singing “Mammy” ‘til it
just plain breaks your heart.
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
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