The fresh eye dances,
the jaded eye drifts
by David Benjamin
PARIS — A.O. Scott, the Times’ venerable movie critic has named his Ten Best Films of 2014.
I confess that I didn’t pay it much heed, despite my respect for
Scott’s erudition. A guilty glance told me I hadn’t seen any of his Ten.
Nor would I ever. Nor would 99 percent of normal movie-goers ever get a
load of A.O.’s faves.
It would be more accurate to title the
list “The Year’s Ten Snootiest Films for Artsy-Fartsy Snobs.” By this, I
don’t mean to be critical. I sympathize with critics who, I’m sure,
must be burned-out and dog-tired from screening, often more than once,
every film released anywhere all year. To do the job, every reviewer
eventually turns a beloved childhood pastime — movies, plays, books,
video games — into a dream job, which then becomes a career-long forced
march through a bog of mediocrity. Those “ten best” are moments of
blessed relief from the tedium.
As our critics (if they’re any
good) often remind us, most of the stuff produced by the global
entertainment/industrial complex is bread and circus. It’s opium for the
masses. It’s Rocky 12 and the umpteenth iteration of “Bond… James Bond.” A
guy like Scott, assigned to sit though every flick down the pike — the
good, the bad and Adam Sandler — finds himself most of the time
hip-deep in crap.
Who could blame your typical film critic for
growing weary, cynical and pathologically finicky? He’d have to be a
saint not to harbor a sneaking resentment for us mere “buffs” who still
see the movies as a big night out, who retain our capacity for cinematic
joy, who can still be surprised when Rosebud
turns out to be Charles Foster Kane’s rubber ducky. The fresh eye
dances, the jaded eye drifts — and it tends to drift away from the
ordinary. It seeks the avant garde, the bizarre and grimly documentary, the experimental and the infinitesimally subtle.
I thought about the critic’s loss of wonder a few years ago at a Broadway revival of Anything Goes.
Even as I admired the slick production, the vintage costumes, the $150
admission price and the delectable lyrics of Cole Porter, my mind
wandered. I’d been here, done this — too many times.
In my
newspaper days, I covered the theater in and around Boston. There were
weeks when I reviewed three plays in five days, ranging from Theater
District premiers to church halls in Rhode Island. I had orchestra seats
to Julie Harris, Vincent Price, Jessica Tandy, Hume Cronyn, Madeleine
Kahn, James Earl Jones, Frank Langella, Tovah Feldshuh, Robert Preston,
Hal Holbrook, Ann Reinking and Twiggy. I panned Dreamgirls while others raved. I loved The Prince of Grand Street just before it died on the road. I got blacklisted from the American Rep by Robert Brustein. I loved it. I saw more than 300 shows in an overdose of razzle-dazzle and Athol Fugard that pretty much ruined live theater for me, forever.
Any
good critic figures out quickly that the lively arts are designed to
manipulate the emotions of an audience that’s paying through the nose to
be tricked and mesmerized — an audience who wants to laugh, wants to
cry, wants all the fluff and fakery to linger in its heart and wants to
walk out with the title tune on its lips. (Which is why I hated Dreamgirls. A Motown operetta that sent you away, after three hours, with nothing to hum? Seriously?)
The
critic is the spoilsport in the best seat who can’t be fooled, moved or
surprised. He’s the turd in the punchbowl. Your typical critic is a
know-it-all whose greatest pleasure is tossing off an allusion so
obscure — Orlando Furioso,
perhaps, or the Gnostic gospels — that not one other soul in the
tri-state region has the foggiest notion what he’s talking about.
While
the audience is clapping, leaping to its feet and going “Whoo!”, the
critic crouches below with scalpel and notebook, comparing, contrasting,
doubting, dissecting. He seeks only what’s different (ideally,
nothing), what worked or failed. He must decide, before deadline,
whether this show met a standard of excellence so subjective that no one
beyond this one lonesome critic knows what the hell it is.
If he sticks with the job long enough, the critic becomes a sort of theologian, counting tiny Eleanor Powells
tapdancing on the head of an invisible pin. He’s the biologist peering
through the lens and — where everybody else just sees a smudge —
distinguishing paramecia from the stentors and amoebae. The elements of
film, art, literature, theater, opera that he cherishes are so personal
and esoteric that his reviews become a kind of eloquent jabberwocky,
useless but oddly entertaining.
This syndrome infects all
criticism, but it’s most advanced in the art world, where — today — no
museum-goer knows for sure whether a banana peel in the stairwell is a
million-dollar “installation,” or just a banana peel in the stairwell.
Since James Joyce finished “Work In Progress” and titled it Finnegan’s Wake,
20th-century literature has cultivated an entire genre of novels so
self-allusive, gimmicky and opaque that only lit-critics and grad
students ever make it through all 900 pages. “Modern classics.” Really?
Or banana peels in the stairwell?
With movies, our A-list
reviewers tend to fall iconoclastically in love with the more motionless
of motion pictures, movies that most resemble books — and sad books, at
that! Among each year’s “ten best” there’s always a subtitled Third
World “indie,” typically filmed out-of-focus entirely with one hand-held
camera in smoke-filled cellars and dark alleys where starving urchins
with huge sunken eyes and sticklike limbs flee incestuous stepfathers
only to suffer ghastly outrages at the sadistic hands of toothless
fiends, only to transcend the horrors of captivity with heart-warming
pluck and mutual sacrifice, only to be snuffed out cruelly,
heart-rendingly (but transcendently) in the end, like butterflies under
the dung-covered boot-heel of life, only to awaken — in the “brilliantly
inventive” final scene — in a SoHo loft where the whole thing turns out
to be just a dream that never happened.
In the words of Fred Astaire, “That’s entertainment!”
Thursday, December 18, 2014
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