God’s great afterthought
by David Benjamin
“...the
unborn, though enclosed in the womb of his mother, is already a human
being, and it is an almost monstrous crime to rob it of life which it
has not yet begun to enjoy. If it seems more horrible to kill a man in
his own house than in a field, because a man's house is his most secure
place of refuge, it ought surely to be deemed more atrocious to destroy
the unborn in the womb…”
— John Calvin
It
seems inevitable that sometime in the near future, a Republican
presidential candidate will piously declare that every time a woman
menstruates, flushing a womb that’s prepared and ripe for childbirth,
she commits a little murder, ending a human life that should have been —
if only she’d bothered to go out and get laid.
The logical
extreme from this new wrinkle in conservative orthodoxy would be
something like a tribal council of elders, possibly handpicked by Reince Priebus,
Republican Chairman. Once a month, the GOP Fertility Board would be
tasked to gather in a tent (or perhaps a Motel 6), while devout young
women — each at the peak of ovulation — were lined up, stripped down,
covered in pure white robes and sent in, one by one, to come to the aid
of their Party.
This utopian fancy tickled me as I was reading Thomas B. Edsall’s recent essay in the Times
about theological nuances on abortion among this year’s throng of
Republican candidates. Among the 17 aspirants, Edsall noted that only
one, George Pataki, supports the Roe v. Wade decision that made
abortion legal in America 42 years ago. The others, including a
childless woman who has practiced some form of contraception through all
of her adolescent life and two marriages, agree that life begins at
conception. A wavering minority among these foolish divines would allow
an abortion in cases of incest, rape or to save Mom’s life.
In light of this unanimous absolutism — which isn’t shared by the American public — I couldn’t help but think of St. Augustine.
You see, women have been quietly aborting their unwanted feti since long before Augustine took up the topic in the 4th century. Aristotle,
for example, theorized 800 years before Augustine that a freshly
fertilized embryo has a “vegetable soul.” In this formulation, we all
start out as more of a soybean than a person. From that point on, it
takes 40 days for a male fetus to be “ensouled” with human life. (Little
girls, being inferior, need 90 days to grow a soul.)
Aristotle’s
theory superseded Pythogoras’ earlier belief that a fully ensouled
human life begins when the sperm cracks the egg. In early Christianity,
the Aristotelian view took hold and dominated for centuries. According
to St. Jerome, writing in the 4th century A.D., “The seed gradually
takes shape in the uterus, and it [abortion] does not count as killing
until the individual elements have acquired their external appearance
and their limbs.”
Augustine added a fresh wrinkle to Aristotle
and Jerome by discussing the phenomenon of “quickening, ” a concept that
legal scholar William Blackstone defined like this: “Life… begins in
contemplation of law as soon as an infant is able to stir in the
mother’s womb. For if a woman is quick with child, and by a potion, or
otherwise, killeth it in her womb; or if any one beat her, whereby the
child dieth in her body, and she is delivered of a dead child; this,
though not murder, was by the ancient law homicide or manslaughter.”
A
long series of saints, popes and councils, from the Apostolic
Constitutions of 380 A.D. to St. Thomas Aquinas in the 13th century,
stuck with this definition, agreeing life that begins more or less in
the second trimester of pregnancy. This friendly consensus began to
wobble in 1588 when Pope Sixtus V officially revived the Pythagorean
concept of ensoulment-at-conception.
Three years later, Pope
Gregory XIV smelled trouble and went back to quickening. But things
would never be quite as cut-and-dried around the Vatican. By the 19th
century, Pythagoras and Sixtus were heroes again, their beliefs promoted
by Pope Leo XIII. In 1886, Leo etched in granite the position that the
Catholic Church — and now many conservative Protestant denominations —
deem to be Gospel. Leo’s historic decree prohibited all procedures that
directly kill a fetus, even to save the mother’s life. According to Leo —
and ever since — a woman who had an abortion at any stage of pregnancy
had to be booted from the Church and condemned for all eternity.
The
cruelest irony of this rule is that if both the mother and fetus are
certain to die unless a doctor performs an emergency abortion, that’s
cool. It’s fine with the Church if little Freddy Fetus dies, as long as
he doesn’t give his life to save Mom’s.
It’s also ironic, at
least to me, that we have to refer to sources like St. Jerome, Pope
Sixtus and hardass Leo XIII to trace the ethical history of abortion. As
big a deal as it is today among churchmen and politicians, there’s no
mention of abortion in the Jewish Bible, in either Testament or any
translation of the Christian Bible, in the Jewish Mishnah or Talmud. In
all his sermons and parables, Jesus didn’t mention abortion once, nor
did his main apostle, Peter. Paul would seem a likely guy to bring it
up, but he didn’t. And it doesn’t show up in the Koran, either.
Abortion is like God’s great afterthought.
If
you dig into abortion history, as it swings back and forth between
Aristotle and Augustine on one side, and Pythagoras and Tertullian on
the other, you get tons of deliciously abstruse testimony — from Philo
and Clement of Alexandria, Barnabas, Athenagoras, Saints Hippolytus and
Basil the Great, Minicius Felix, Saints Ambrose and John Chrysostom,
some outfit called the Didache, the Synods of Elvira and Ancyra, the
Apostolic Constitutions, Popes Stephen V and Innocent III, Aquinas and
Sixtus, Pope Gregory XIV, Hieronymus Florentinius, Pope Pius IX and even
Bill Blackstone. These arbiters of uterine orthodoxy have one thing in
common.
That’s right. They’re all guys — just like the right
reverend candidates Bush, Carson, Christie, Cruz, Gilmore, Graham,
Huckabee, Jindal, Kasich, Paul, Perry, Rubio, Santorum, Trump and
Scooter. (Let’s give Carly a break and call her an Honorary Guy.)
From
Pythagorean times ‘til around 1916, when Margaret Sanger started
kicking the hornet’s nest, women pretty much weren’t allowed to utter a
peep about what they should do about the unwelcome seeds that careless
consorts and Roman rapists had planted in their bodies. It’s been, like,
2,600 years, and the all-male clergy are still arguing about how many
zygotes can sing “Mammy” on the head of a pin.
Why not just shut up and let women decide for themselves?
Thursday, August 27, 2015
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