The war between Ellen DeGeneres
and the Serbian Marines
by David Benjamin
MADISON,
Wis. — My latest dispatch from the Right-Wing Chain-Letter Network
hails from a high-school classmate whom I’ll call Big Red (not his real
name), because he’s innocent and deserves to be protected.
Big
Red forwarded a neatly formatted photo montage of five famous women —
Barbra Streisand, Oprah Winfrey, Diana Ross, Meryl Streep and Ellen
DeGeneres, each receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom from Barack
Obama, between 2014 and 2016. The text: “The Presidential Medal of
Freedom is the Nation’s highest civilian honor, presented to individuals
who have made especially meritorious contributions to the security or
national interests of the United States, to world peace, or to cultural
or other significant public or private endeavors.”
Below these
photos — of a Jew, two black women, a lesbian and an Hollywood star who
criticized Donald Trump at this year’s Academy Awards — is one more, of a
double amputee in a U.S. Marine dress uniform. This image bears the
message: “Are you F&cking kiddding me?”
Get it? Obama
frivolously doled out the nation’s highest civilian honor to a bunch of
primadonnas while brave “warriors” were sacrificing life and limb to
protect those ungrateful dykes, kikes, bimbos and ham actresses from the
global forces of Islamic evil.
I wondered briefly if Big Red had
designed this excellent example of bigoted propaganda. If so, he
deserves some props. This is a stylish piece of work. But I suspect he
picked it up somewhere on social media.
Just to confirm my hunch, I
googled Big Red’s headline, “Proper Use of The F Word.” Normally with
hate-posts like this, the source pops up there, traceable through dozens
of paranoid websites and white-identity blogs. But today, we’re living
in Propaganda World 2.0. The progenitors of this sort of crap are
dodging Google. They slink into people’s psyches through online
trapdoors and digital crawlspaces — like Facebook. Conservative
consumers like Big Red, eager to validate their fears, are ripe for
“microtargeting.”
Since I couldn’t track, on Google, the viral
origin of “Are you F&cking kiddding me?”, I poked into the message’s
JPEG file — which led me to…
Serbia!
An acronym in the
file sent me to a site written entirely in Cyrillic, which I can
decipher (with some difficulty), because I used to translate Pushkin and
Dostoyevsky at Beloit College. I eventually determined that the photo
montage of Streisand and the other girls had likely been composed in
Serbia. Big Red was apparently spotted by an algorithm that suggests he
might enjoy (and share) this sort of racist, misogynist dreck.
Another
clue in the JPEG file led to a YouTube clip of a speech by Slobodan
Milosevic, the strongman who ruled Serbia and Yugoslavia from 1989-2000
and died while on trial for crimes against humanity.
Finally, I
studied the punchline. The absent “u” in the “f word” had been replaced
not by the usual asterisk, but by a symbol that doesn’t appear on the
Western keyboard. I did another search and found this “letter” on a
website that compares cursive Cyrillic script in various Slavic
languages. The symbol was Serbian. Hah! And then, of course, there’s the
extra “d” in “kiddding,” not the sort of mistake an English-speaking
Web troll would make.
What we seem to have here, although I’m
skeptical of my own evidence — it’s thin but suggestive — is another
sign that Eastern European propaganda mills are hunting disgruntled
Americans susceptible to right-wing messages, especially images that
exacerbate racial and gender divisions. These trolls, possibly on the
Kremlin payroll (I can’t prove it but the CIA can) fan the rage that
white-identity patriots feel when they see a black president bestowing
undeserved presidential medals on his co-racial usurpers.
In a
reply that I never sent to Big Red, I noted that the wounded white male
Marine — according to the decorations on his chest — had received medals
for his combat service far more exalted than the Medal of Freedom. As
far as I could tell, Big Red was trying to tell me that if I truly honor
the selfless Marine who lost his legs, I must despise the five women
recognized by President Obama for their good deeds.
But why not
both? Where is it written that the Presidential Medal of Freedom is a
zero-sum award snatched from one hero and given to another? Why involve
the military at all? After all, this is an honor focused mostly on
civilian do-gooders. Among hundreds of recipients, only about twenty
have been soldiers and sailors — although, for some reason, General
Colin Powell got it four times from two presidents. Obama honored two
service members, including Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, a computer genius
who brought the U.S. Navy into the digital era and who has a ship named
in her honor.
By the way, not everyone who received the
medal from Obama was African-American. Among others tainted by the
Kenyan hand of Barack Obama were Madeleine Albright, Isabel Allende,
Yogi Berra, Joe Biden, Tom Brokaw, Warren Buffett, Robert DeNiro, John
Glenn, Andrew Goodman, and Michael Schwerner (two of the three young
civil rights activists murdered by the Klan in Mississippi in 1964 — the
third was black and, well, he got a Medal, too), Tom Hanks, Bill and
Melinda Gates, Robert Gates, Daniel Inouye (lost an arm in WWII), Jack
Kemp, Ethel and Ted Kennedy, Billie Jean King, Maya Lin (designer of the
Vietnam Memorial), Richard Lugar, Loretta Lynn, Angela Merkel, Newton
Minow, Stan Musial, Justice Sandra Day O’Connor, Shimon Peres, Robert
Redford, Sally Ride, Vin Scully, Dean Smith, Steven Spielberg, Bruce
Springsteen, Marlo Thomas (benefactor of St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital)
and President George H.W. Bush.
Do Big Red’s Serbian sources
counsel me to hate all these people? Marlo Thomas? Also, is this
Republican thing? I wonder if I should also detest the people to whom
Bill Clinton gave the award. Simon Wiesenthal?
Not to mention
Presidents Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter, Cesar Chavez, General Wesley
Clark, John Kenneth Galbraith, Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, Justice
Thurgood Marshall, Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Gaylord Nelson, Rosa Parks,
Eliot Richardson, Walter Reuther, David Rockefeller, Admiral Elmo
Zumwalt?
And Martha Raye?
As remedy to all this dark
Balkan emotion, I suggested that Big Red do what I did when Ronald
Reagan (not my favorite president) hung the Medal of Freedom on guys
like Buckminster Fuller, Louis L’Amour, Milton Friedman, Tennessee Ernie
Ford and Danny Kaye. I said to myself, “Well, how ‘bout that?” or
perhaps, “Wow. Really?” Then I went on with my life.
I didn't
conjure up in my mind some sick connection between Norman Vincent
Peale’s Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1984 and the Beirut barracks
bombing that killed, on Reagan’s watch, 63 Marines. When the Gipper gave
the Medal to Bear Bryant, I didn't think of pegleg GIs with no future
in football and cry, “Are you F&cking kiddding me?”.
No, some things just don’t go together. Like apples and oranges. Chicken liver and whipped cream. Christians and lions.
Serbian trolls and Motown divas.
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
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2 comments:
Bravo, David!!!
Great detective work!
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