Get out of the kitchen
by David Benjamin
“Can
you see why some of us are whispering? It is the sense of viciousness
lying in wait, of violent hate just waiting to be unfurled, that leads
people to keep their opinions to themselves, or to share them only with
close friends.”
— Katie Roiphe
PARIS — There’s a grouch
on Facebook named Bill Riley who’s been calling me a lowlife lying
liberal (gotta give him credit for alliteration!) and other lame
epithets. This is water off an old newspaperman’s neoprene hide but it
calls to mind an essay a few weeks ago by Michelle Goldberg about the
incongruously tender sensibilities of social-media regulars.
During
the 2016 election, Goldberg attended Trump rallies, asking people —
between screams — what was bothering them the most. The commonest
complaint was “political correctness,” an irksomely vague phrase. She
asked what they meant by that.
“People kept complaining that
they could no longer say what they really thought. I’d ask what they
couldn’t say, but they usually wouldn’t answer. Then I’d ask who was
stopping them, and they inevitably talked about being criticized for
their political opinions on social media.”
My first response to this astounding admission was, Wait a minute! Social media isn’t really there.
It’s cyberspace, an imaginary world populated by a few “friends” who
share your beliefs and who “like” every dumb remark and blurry cat photo
you post. The rest of “social media” is total strangers, most of them
with false identities, half of whom are “bots,” and the rest of whom are
ten-year-old porn addicts, fifty-year-old pedophiles, Donald Trump and
an infinite number of monkeys.
Of course, I know there are
communities on social media, like groups of high-school girls, who are
constantly in touch both digitally and in the flesh, who wield
inordinate powers of approval or pain in 280 characters or less. But
that’s all personal. Goldberg’s Trumpniks were talking politics.
I’ve
been writing about politics for 40 years. In that span, “lowlife lying
liberal” doesn’t even register among my slings and arrows. When I was
running my weekly in Massachusetts, I fielded three death threats, only
one of which — from a Mob-connected local thug with a really short fuse —
I took seriously. I was chased down Main Street once by members of the
local biker gang.
Later in life, writing politics got me fired
from at least two jobs, and I was denounced publicly by the Japan Sumo
Association for defying its gag order — observed slavishly by every
reputable news organization in Japan — about cheating in sumo. This
official rebuke remains one of my proudest distinctions.
In all
those trials, I stayed true to an unspoken code that sustains the
symbiosis of politics and journalism. Politicians can say — and do —
whatever they think they can get away with. Reporters can say whatever
they want about what the politicians are saying — and doing — as long as
all the back-and-forth doesn’t get personal.
Even in smalltown
politics, everyone knows how to behave. As a local editor, I applied
merciless scrutiny to the Board of Selectmen, Town Manager, Zoning and
Health Boards, etc. In my Town Hall contacts, the pols and I were
proper, cordial, even friendly But editorially, I was as critical as I
felt was necessary. The Selectmen took every shot leveled at them, but
rarely took offense. They knew it wasn’t personal.
Occasionally,
they publicly disputed my criticism (or basked in the glow of my
praise). Once in a while, they dispatched supporters to write Letters to
the Editor, aimed at me — to which it was my practice never to reply,
lest I corner the market on the “last word.” I took my shots and held
my peace.
Once, a Selectmen with whom I’d been at odds for years
approached me. He reminded me that he disagreed with me almost
universally and, besides that, he didn’t like me. “But,” he grumbled,
“you’re fair.”
This backhanded tribute remains one of my proudest distinctions.
It’s
possible, sometimes even pleasant, for politicians to coexist with the
journalists who probe, report and expose their every move because — on
both sides — they’re professionals. They know the rule. You condemn the
sin, not the sinner.
One of Harry Truman’s oft-cited quotes is,
“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.” He might well
have said this, were he alive today, to those Trumpian snowflakes who
revel in calling their political enemies names, but who shrink in dread
from the prospect of return fire.
When I started writing about
politics, I was getting paid for it. In that capacity, I stuck to the
available facts, followed the rules of civil discourse and avoided
name-calling — except when it was just for fun. We will always owe Bill
Safire a debt of gratitude for “nattering nabobs of negativism.”
More
important, I loved standing in the glare of the spotlight, thinking of
myself as the voice of the community, or the target of the community’s
anger. I made sure my byline appeared on anything that might be the
slightest bit controversial, so that people knew whom to blame… or whom
to thank. I used to wear a t-shirt around town that read, “I’m
Responsible.”
People who delve into politics on “social media”
aren’t getting paid for their opinions. Partly because anybody can chime
in, without a press pass, for free, “social media” has no rules.
There’s no civility. Name-calling is rampant and little that even
remotely evokes Safire’s wit. It’s not, in a word, responsible.
All
of which makes me wonder why the idiots (like me) who post their
political thoughts on social media can possibly feel hurt by
disagreement — or outright nastiness — from their fellow social-media
idiots. This is amateur byplay. It carries no weight. It gives no heat.
It has no kitchen.
So, when fellow idiot Bill Riley leveled his
lilting LLL, I smiled. And smiled again when Peter Brown tuned in.
Playing on the similarity of the names Bill Riley’ and Bill O’Reilly, he
asked Bill about his history as a sexual predator.
I smiled again when Riley took himself seriously on an unserious medium and told Peter to “kiss my ass, you pervert.”
…which would make a cool t-shirt at a Trump rally!
Friday, February 23, 2018
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